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n a case of an incestrous relationship, that has left members of the community in Igava speechless, a sex loving man, who doesn't mind at all having sex with anyone, so long he is given the chance to explore a woman's reproductive system with his joystick, has been arrested, this time for playing the 'hide my sausage game' with his elder sister's daughter.

The 23-year-old Wilson Jazi, who women from Chipikiri village in Igava, say has undoubtedly Igava's longest manhood, or rather longest anaconda, which preys on both relatives and at times married women's honey jars, has time enjoyed too much 'see-saw-up-and-down' sexercise with his own sister's daughter, 17-year-old Panashe Mashizha, who completed her Form Four studies last year, though she didn't yield anything worth reporting, Crazy News 24 has learnt.

So equally gifted in the sexlympics was the niece, thats Wilson eventually decided to go the flesh-to-flesh way, so as to sample all the 'sweet pot's 100% natural juice' that his relative had to give.

Although Wilson would regard himself as the master of 'withdrawal method', he must have slightly messed up one day during their routine horizontal gymnastics when his giant anaconda spitted the oily and baby-manufacturing 'milk-white-venom' into the teenage niece's beans-shaped valve resulting in her tummy ballooning like a rich man's belly.

Reports are that the 'trouser snake and petticoat tunnel "press-ups", which when done wrongly usually result in unwanted pregnancies or even sexually transmitted infections, took place starting from September last year and Wilson reportedly impregnated his sister's daughter in the process.

During one of their baby-making "rehearsals", the two relatives-cum-lovers, were caught red-handed by Jazi's brother who let the cat our of the sack and informed other family members of the shocking encounter he had witnessed.

Family investigations revealed that the two had been enjoying the mum-and-dad's way of entertainment for some time and that Panashe is already pregnant, carrying Wilson's evidence that he doesn't love condomizing!

The incestrous couple appeared before magistrate Jabulani Mzinyathi who remanded the matter to tomorrow for ruling.

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